The Straight Version
A 9.77‑ton charter boat caught fire off Yeongheung; all 22 rescued, 2 hospitalized for smoke inhalation.
The UNHINGED Take
Seaside charade: the Coast Guard doused flames while their own station stands by, still coughing like gutter‑talking otters. Seems the only thing hotter than fire is their incompetence.
The Bottom Line
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Seaside charade: the Coast Guard doused flames while their own station stands by, still coughing like gutter‑talking otters.
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Seaside charade: the Coast Guard doused flames while their own station stands by, still coughing like gutter‑talking otters. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/kr/fishing-boat-catches-fire-off-west-coast-all #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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