The Straight Version
Florida Republicans win 51-49 by hoarding money and registrations.
The UNHINGED Take
Florida’s sandbags are burnt chips of cash; the rest of America deserves a laughing-stock market crash while the nation watches their golden ticket to apocalypse on a throne of bribery.

The Bottom Line
BRICK GOVERNMENT / 10
Florida’s sandbags are burnt chips of cash; the rest of America deserves a laughing-stock market crash while the nation watches their golden ticket to apocalypse on a throne of bribery.
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Florida’s sandbags are burnt chips of cash; the rest of America deserves a laughing-stock market crash while the nation watches their golden ticket to apocalypse on a throne of bribery. BRICK GOVERNMENT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/kr/florida-proved-again-it-isnt-like
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