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Foreigners' card spending in Seoul jumps nearly 58% to $6.57 bil.

🇰🇷 South Korea·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Korea Herald·3 Nov, 01:37 am
Foreigners' card spending in Seoul jumps nearly 58% to $6.57 bil. — South Korea
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The Straight Version

Foreigners spent 8.84 trillion won ($6.57B) on Seoul cards, up 57.7% in 2026.

The UNHINGED Take

Gangnam’s crummy mall vampires drained 29.6% of foreign wallets, while Seoul’s credit zombies party with 57.7% greedy surge—city funds on fire, cha-cha-cha!

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The Bottom Line

CREDIT GOONING CHAOS / 10

Gangnam’s crummy mall vampires drained 29.6% of foreign wallets, while Seoul’s credit zombies party with 57.7% greedy surge—city funds on fire, cha-cha-cha!

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