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GOPAX suspends withdrawals following hacking threats

🇰🇷 South Korea·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Korea Herald·6 Nov, 12:17 pm
GOPAX suspends withdrawals following hacking threats — South Korea
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The Straight Version

Gopax suspended all customer withdrawals after receiving hacking threats to its platform.

The UNHINGED Take

Gopax playing digital hide-and-seek with hot wallets while 37 other institutions get absolutely hosed is the peak of our pathetic cyber-security joke. Your life savings are basically air at this point.

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The Bottom Line

TOTAL DIGITAL BANKRUPTCY / 10

Gopax playing digital hide-and-seek with hot wallets while 37 other institutions get absolutely hosed is the peak of our pathetic cyber-security joke.

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Gopax playing digital hide-and-seek with hot wallets while 37 other institutions get absolutely hosed is the peak of our pathetic cyber-security joke. TOTAL DIGITAL BANKRUPTCY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/kr/gopax-suspends-withdrawals-following-hacking-threats #NZElec

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