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Hana sponsors autism awareness race for 7th straight year

🇰🇷 South Korea·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Korea Herald·1 Nov, 11:47 am
Hana sponsors autism awareness race for 7th straight year — South Korea
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The Straight Version

Hana Financial Group employees participated in the 2026 Autism Race to promote inclusion and raise charity funds.

The UNHINGED Take

Nothing says genuine compassion like forcing your staff to jog for PR points while your bank rakes in record interest profits. Keep the performative sweat, Lee Eun-hyung, nobody is buying your corporate sainthood.

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The Bottom Line

PERFORMATIVE GARBAGE / 10

Nothing says genuine compassion like forcing your staff to jog for PR points while your bank rakes in record interest profits.

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Nothing says genuine compassion like forcing your staff to jog for PR points while your bank rakes in record interest profits. PERFORMATIVE GARBAGE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/kr/hana-sponsors-autism-awareness-race-for-7th-straight #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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