The Straight Version
Hershey slashes candy sales outlook due to soaring inflation and gas costs.
The UNHINGED Take
Hershey eyes sloppy Halloween sales as Americans sag under gas‑price inflation. Kale masters a 3% growth plan that’s no longer sweet.
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The Bottom Line
OVERDONE CHOC / 10
Hershey eyes sloppy Halloween sales as Americans sag under gas‑price inflation.
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