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How Kenyans got caught in $130m US ghost student scam

🇰🇷 South Korea·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·30 Oct, 07:29 am
How Kenyans got caught in $130m US ghost student scam — South Korea
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The Straight Version

Criminals stole identities to defraud the US government of $130 million in student financial aid schemes.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine being such a low-rent grifter that you need a ghost student ID just to feel like you’re actually achieving something. Enjoy the federal prison buffet, you absolute bottom-feeders.

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The Bottom Line

NEGATIVE IQ / 10

Imagine being such a low-rent grifter that you need a ghost student ID just to feel like you’re actually achieving something.

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Imagine being such a low-rent grifter that you need a ghost student ID just to feel like you’re actually achieving something. NEGATIVE IQ / 10 https://unhingednews.com/kr/how-kenyans-got-caught-in-130m-us-ghost #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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