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How US news organizations will make midterm race calls

🇰🇷 South Korea·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Korea Herald·2 Nov, 06:22 pm
How US news organizations will make midterm race calls — South Korea
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On Tuesday night, newsrooms across the U.S. will call winners in one of the country's most closely contested midterm election cycles in recent years, long before all the votes are counted. Most television networks and digital outlets rely on two providers for vote counts: the Associated Press or election-data firm Decision Desk HQ. Some news outlets such as the Wall Street Journal and MS NOW will rely on the AP for race calls, while others like Fox News and CBS News will make their own projections based on the AP vote count, exit polls, early-vote totals and their own statistical modeling. The first calls will start soon after polls begin to close in the United States, first with Indiana and Kentucky at 6 p.m. ET (2300 GMT), and shortly after in Georgia, South Carolina, Vermont and Virginia at 7 p.m. (0000 GMT on November 4). In certain races there may be an instant call if much of the voting has already taken place. Low public trust complicates race calls for news outlets. While more than 60 percent of Americans have some confidence in news organizations to report accurate election resu

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