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Iran missiles target US forces in Jordan after a five-day pause in war

🇰🇷 South Korea·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·29 Jul, 02:54 am
Iran missiles target US forces in Jordan after a five-day pause in war — South Korea
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The Straight Version

Iran fired a barrage of missiles at US troops in Jordan, which were successfully intercepted by the US military.

The UNHINGED Take

What's good with these ajussis in Iran, always shooting missiles like they're playing a game of Starcraft, and what's with the US troops just chillin' in Jordan like they're on a desert vacation, and don't even get me started on the Jordanians, probably just sitting there eating their mansaf and watching the fireworks, I swear, international politics is just one big noraebang session

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What's good with these ajussis in Iran, always shooting missiles like they're playing a game of Starcraft, and what's with the US troops just chillin' in Jordan like they're on a desert vacation, and don't even get me started on the Jordanians, probably just sitting there eating their mansaf and watching the fireworks, I swear, international politics is just one big noraebang session

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What's good with these ajussis in Iran, always shooting missiles like they're playing a game of Starcraft, and what's with the US troops just chillin' in Jordan like they're on a desert vacation, and don't even get me started on the Jordanians, probably just sitting the

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