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KB Kookmin Bank to lead $9.45 bil. AI infrastructure financing

🇰🇷 South Korea·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Korea Herald·1 Nov, 06:12 am
KB Kookmin Bank to lead $9.45 bil. AI infrastructure financing — South Korea
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KB Kookmin Bank has secured the lead arranger role in a 12.6 trillion won ($9.45 billion) project to build artificial intelligence (AI) computing infrastructure in Korea, the lender said Sunday. Led by Brookfield, one of the world’s largest alternative asset managers, the project involves acquiring major high-performance computing equipment, including graphics processing units (GPUs), and supplying the infrastructure to Naver Cloud. The deal marks the largest syndicated loan arrangement in Korea’s history. Such loans allow multiple financial institutions to jointly finance a large-scale project. It is also the country’s first GPU financing deal — a departure from conventional project financing, which has typically centered on assets like real estate or power plants. Rather than relying on immediate returns, the structure uses anticipated long-term revenue from supplying AI computing capacity to support the project's substantial upfront investment needs. Of the 12.6 trillion won in total costs, roughly 10.7 trillion won will be raised through loans. As lead arranger, KB Kookmin Ba

The UNHINGED Take

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from KB Kookmin Bank to lead $9.45 bil. AI infrastructure financing: "KB Kookmin Bank to lead $9.45 bil. AI infrastructure financing". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.

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FAILED / 10

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from KB Kookmin Bank to lead $9.45 bil.

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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from KB Kookmin Bank to lead $9.45 bil. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/kr/kb-kookmin-bank-to-lead-9-45-bil #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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