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Korea's UNESCO session wraps up with tidal flats expansion, 'Busan Declaration'

🇰🇷 South Korea·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Korea Herald·29 Jul, 03:27 am
Korea's UNESCO session wraps up with tidal flats expansion, 'Busan Declaration' — South Korea
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The Straight Version

The 48th session of the UNESCO World Heritage Committee concluded in Busan, adding 25 new sites to the World Heritage List and drawing tens of thousands of visitors to its side events.

The UNHINGED Take

So, Korea finally got to host this UNESCO thingy and of course, we had to go all out, inviting every Tom, Dick, and Harry from 196 countries to come and pretend to care about cultural heritage, all while secretly trying to promote our own tourist traps, I mean, 'cultural experiences'. And what's with all these new listings, does anyone actually care about some ancient Greek mountain or Japanese ruins? It's all just a bunch of malarkey, if you ask me. We should be focusing on more pressing issues, like getting our drivers to stop cutting each other off on the road.

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LEGENDARY WASTE OF TIME / 10

So, Korea finally got to host this UNESCO thingy and of course, we had to go all out, inviting every Tom, Dick, and Harry from 196 countries to come and pretend to care about cultural heritage, all while secretly trying to promote our own tourist traps, I mean, 'cultural experiences'.

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So, Korea finally got to host this UNESCO thingy and of course, we had to go all out, inviting every Tom, Dick, and Harry from 196 countries to come and pretend to care about cultural heritage, all while secretly trying to promote our own tourist traps, I mean, 'cultura

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