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KT&G posts record Q3 earnings, unveils $3.7 bil. shareholder return plan

🇰🇷 South Korea·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Korea Herald·5 Nov, 10:37 am
KT&G posts record Q3 earnings, unveils $3.7 bil. shareholder return plan — South Korea
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The Straight Version

KT&G reported record Q3 profits and announced a 5 trillion won shareholder return plan.

The UNHINGED Take

Nothing says corporate peak like huffing cancer sticks and ginseng tea to pad the pockets of shareholders while the lung wards fill up. Pure corporate parasite energy.

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CANCER STICK GREED / 10

Nothing says corporate peak like huffing cancer sticks and ginseng tea to pad the pockets of shareholders while the lung wards fill up.

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Nothing says corporate peak like huffing cancer sticks and ginseng tea to pad the pockets of shareholders while the lung wards fill up. CANCER STICK GREED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/kr/kt-and-g-posts-record-q3-earnings-unveils #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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