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DAEGU, Nov. 7 (Yonhap) -- At the tender age of 19, Samsung Lions starter Jang Ch...
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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from (LEAD) Young pitchers help put Lions on brink of Korean Series title: "(LEAD) Young pitchers help put Lions on brink of Korean Series title". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.

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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from (LEAD) Young pitchers help put Lions on brink of Korean Series title: "(LEAD) Young pitchers help put Lions on brink of Korean Series title".
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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from (LEAD) Young pitchers help put Lions on brink of Korean Series title: "(LEAD) Young pitchers help put Lions on brink of Korean Series title". FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/kr/lead-young-pitchers-help-put
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