The Straight Version
DAEGU, Nov. 8 (Yonhap) -- When former major league pitcher Chris Paddack joined ...
The UNHINGED Take
Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Lions pitcher Paddack proud of making good on championship promise: "Lions pitcher Paddack proud of making good on championship promise: That was something special". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Lions pitcher Paddack proud of making good on championship promise: "Lions pitcher Paddack proud of making good on championship promise: That was something special".
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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Lions pitcher Paddack proud of making good on championship promise: "Lions pitcher Paddack proud of making good on championship promise: That was something special". FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/kr/lion
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