The Straight Version
Samsung Lions pitcher Chris Paddack stated he is unlikely to start on short rest during the postseason.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine being paid to throw a ball and crying about your precious rest when the season is on the line. Absolute glass-cannon energy from a guy terrified of his own shadow.
The Bottom Line
PATHETIC SOFT SERVE / 10
Imagine being paid to throw a ball and crying about your precious rest when the season is on the line.
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Imagine being paid to throw a ball and crying about your precious rest when the season is on the line. PATHETIC SOFT SERVE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/kr/lions-starter-paddack-says-unlikely-to-pitch-on #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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