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The Straight Version
The US and Saudi Arabia launched airstrikes against Iran-backed militants in Iraq, while Iran's Revolutionary Guards struck and halted three oil tankers in the Strait of Hormuz
The UNHINGED Take
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The Bottom Line
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What's good is that these ajusshi politicians are finally doing something, but let's be real, they're just gonna make things worse, like a bunch of makgeolli-drunk ahjussis fighting over a parking spot, and now we gotta worry about the oil prices going up and ruining ou
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