The Straight Version
More than 600,000 people marched across France, demanding higher wages.
The UNHINGED Take
Interior Ministry counts 600K? French elites sip croissants while street kids scream baguette freedom; politicians wail at Paris, Lyon, Marseille like 까치 road karaoke—absurdity on display.
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The Bottom Line
FERAL NOOB / 10
Interior Ministry counts 600K?
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Interior Ministry counts 600K? FERAL NOOB / 10 https://unhingednews.com/kr/more-than-600-000-rally-across-france-to #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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