The Straight Version
Netanyahu stays PM after Israel election; Eisenkot given chance to build coalition, but odds look bleak.
The UNHINGED Take
Eisenkot's grand scheme is about as promising as a camel in a croissant factory— Netanyahu is entrenched, Herzog's handshake is a ceremonial drop‑kick, and Israel still wonders if the panic button will work.
The Bottom Line
BRAINLESS GENIUS / 10
Eisenkot's grand scheme is about as promising as a camel in a croissant factory— Netanyahu is entrenched, Herzog's handshake is a ceremonial drop‑kick, and Israel still wonders if the panic button will work.
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Eisenkot's grand scheme is about as promising as a camel in a croissant factory— Netanyahu is entrenched, Herzog's handshake is a ceremonial drop‑kick, and Israel still wonders if the panic button will work. BRAINLESS GENIUS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/kr/netanyahu-r
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