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S. Korea officially recognizes 3 fishing crewmen abducted by N. Korea in 1973

🇰🇷 South Korea·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Korea Herald·2 Nov, 06:52 am
S. Korea officially recognizes 3 fishing crewmen abducted by N. Korea in 1973 — South Korea
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The Straight Version

South Korea adds 3 decades‑old abduction victims to the 519‑person tally, paying 81M won to Jo's family.

The UNHINGED Take

Seoul finally coys vanishing ghosts—81M won to Jo, yet the rest are still hunting for their missing families. North keeps cashing in.

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SHAMEFUL UNTIL BIRTH / 10

Seoul finally coys vanishing ghosts—81M won to Jo, yet the rest are still hunting for their missing families.

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Seoul finally coys vanishing ghosts—81M won to Jo, yet the rest are still hunting for their missing families. SHAMEFUL UNTIL BIRTH / 10 https://unhingednews.com/kr/s-korea-officially-recognizes-3-fishing-crewmen-abducted #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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