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Samsung execs meet Open AI's Sam Altman to discuss AI transformation

🇰🇷 South Korea·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Korea Herald·31 Oct, 09:12 am
Samsung execs meet Open AI's Sam Altman to discuss AI transformation — South Korea
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The Straight Version

Samsung executives met Sam Altman in Yongin to discuss integrating AI into their corporate leadership and operations.

The UNHINGED Take

Samsung’s suits are begging for scraps from a Silicon Valley cult leader because they are too terrified to innovate anything beyond a slightly thinner screen. Utterly pathetic corporate desperation.

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The Bottom Line

CORPORATE DEATH SPIRAL / 10

Samsung’s suits are begging for scraps from a Silicon Valley cult leader because they are too terrified to innovate anything beyond a slightly thinner screen.

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Samsung’s suits are begging for scraps from a Silicon Valley cult leader because they are too terrified to innovate anything beyond a slightly thinner screen. CORPORATE DEATH SPIRAL / 10 https://unhingednews.com/kr/samsung-execs-meet-open-ais-sam-altman-to #NZElection2

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