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Seoul Plaza to host night market Friday featuring 47 small businesses

🇰🇷 South Korea·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Korea Herald·2 Nov, 12:07 pm
Seoul Plaza to host night market Friday featuring 47 small businesses — South Korea
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The Straight Version

Seoul Plaza hosts 47 small businesses for an evening market event to boost the local nighttime economy.

The UNHINGED Take

The city thinks overpriced artisanal soap and ten percent coupons will distract salarymen from their corporate death spiral. It is just a glorified garage sale for bureaucrats pretending they care about bankruptcy.

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The Bottom Line

DESPERATE ECONOMIC LARP / 10

The city thinks overpriced artisanal soap and ten percent coupons will distract salarymen from their corporate death spiral.

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The city thinks overpriced artisanal soap and ten percent coupons will distract salarymen from their corporate death spiral. DESPERATE ECONOMIC LARP / 10 https://unhingednews.com/kr/seoul-plaza-to-host-night-market-friday-featuring #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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