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Seoul stocks open lower on Wall Street losses, AI concerns

🇰🇷 South Korea·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Korea Herald·30 Oct, 01:32 am
Seoul stocks open lower on Wall Street losses, AI concerns — South Korea
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The Straight Version

Korean stocks opened lower Friday, tracking overnight losses on Wall Street, as renewed concerns over the sustainability of the artificial intelligence (AI) boom weighed on investor sentiment. After opening 2.99 percent lower, the benchmark Korea Composite Stock Price Index (KOSPI) extended its earlier losses to trade lower 228.43 points, or 3.85 percent, to 5,709.23 as of 9:15 a.m. The index fell 1.24 percent in the previous session on profit-taking in heavyweight chip stocks, despite Samsung Electronics' record quarterly earnings. Overnight, Wall Street shares retreated, led by a sell-off in technology shares. Google parent Alphabet plunged more than 12 percent after its third-quarter revenue rose 25 percent on-year to $127.58 billion but missed market expectations, raising concerns over returns on massive AI investments. The tech-heavy Nasdaq Composite Index shed 1.38 percent, while the Philadelphia Semiconductor Index fell 1.4 percent, weighing on sentiment toward Korean chipmakers. KOSPI heavyweights traded lower. Top market cap Samsung Electronics fell 3.66 percent, and chip giant SK

The UNHINGED Take

"Seoul stocks open lower on Wall Street losses, AI concerns" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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FAILED / 10

"Seoul stocks open lower on Wall Street losses, AI concerns" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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