The Straight Version
Temu surveyed Korean sellers claiming 91% report business gains.
The UNHINGED Take
Sellers who already sold on other platforms gave up first. 39% pitch expansion to pad company margins. Muppets bought into a template survey measuring their own fake sales.
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The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED GAIJI / 10
Sellers who already sold on other platforms gave up first.
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