The Straight Version
Tech giants Intel and Amazon fall hard, dumping billions of cash, sending S&P 500 and Nasdaq tumbling
The UNHINGED Take
Intel's 28.6% plunge proves chip makers drink cheaper stock than coffee; Amazon's $42B cash burn shows budget apocalypse for a company that can’t even keep its own servers from collapse.
The Bottom Line
CHIP CHUMBLE / 10
Intel's 28.6% plunge proves chip makers drink cheaper stock than coffee; Amazon's $42B cash burn shows budget apocalypse for a company that can’t even keep its own servers from collapse.
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Intel's 28.6% plunge proves chip makers drink cheaper stock than coffee; Amazon's $42B cash burn shows budget apocalypse for a company that can’t even keep its own servers from collapse. CHIP CHUMBLE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/kr/the-sell-off-for-tech-stocks-worsens
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