The Straight Version
On this day in history, various significant events occurred, including the Battle of Alexandria, the coronation of Holy Roman Emperor Frederick I Barbarossa, and the publication of the first Penguin Books
The UNHINGED Take
What's the point of even talking about this stuff, it's all just a bunch of ancient history, like my ajusshi's stories about the war, nobody cares, we've got enough problems with our own corrupt politicians and crazy drivers on the streets of Seoul, I mean, who needs to know about Mark Antony and Octavian when you've got the mess that is Korean politics

The Bottom Line
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What's the point of even talking about this stuff, it's all just a bunch of ancient history, like my ajusshi's stories about the war, nobody cares, we've got enough problems with our own corrupt politicians and crazy drivers on the streets of Seoul, I mean, who needs to know about Mark Antony and Octavian when you've got the mess that is Korean politics
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What's the point of even talking about this stuff, it's all just a bunch of ancient history, like my ajusshi's stories about the war, nobody cares, we've got enough problems with our own corrupt politicians and crazy drivers on the streets of Seoul, I mean, who needs to
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