The Straight Version
Trump offers UFC CEO Dana White White House press secretary role.
The UNHINGED Take
Trump’s ego is a 5‑year‑old who just won a ‘who’s toughest’ fight. Dana White, the only guy who thinks a press secretary should punch, feels the heat of the White House.
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The Bottom Line
WHO'S THAT IDIOT / 10
Trump’s ego is a 5‑year‑old who just won a ‘who’s toughest’ fight.
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Trump’s ego is a 5‑year‑old who just won a ‘who’s toughest’ fight. WHO'S THAT IDIOT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/kr/trump-asks-ufc-chief-dana-white-to-be #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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