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Trump cancels Iowa, Kansas midterm events, opts for ‘tele-rallies’

🇰🇷 South Korea·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·30 Oct, 12:44 am
Trump cancels Iowa, Kansas midterm events, opts for ‘tele-rallies’ — South Korea
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The Straight Version

Trump cancels Iowa and Kansas midterm rallies, switching to televised events.

The UNHINGED Take

Trump’s brain’s gone on mute, canceling real rallies in Iowa and Kansas, so RNC crams his ego on cheap TV. Calls it a ‘tele‑rally’; fact—his stage presence is more horror‑film than presidential.

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CHAOS IN HIS HEAD / 10

Trump’s brain’s gone on mute, canceling real rallies in Iowa and Kansas, so RNC crams his ego on cheap TV.

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Trump’s brain’s gone on mute, canceling real rallies in Iowa and Kansas, so RNC crams his ego on cheap TV. CHAOS IN HIS HEAD / 10 https://unhingednews.com/kr/trump-cancels-iowa-kansas-midterm-events-opts-for #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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