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US Fed keeps rates unchanged despite elevated inflation, gives little signal of next move

🇰🇷 South Korea·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Korea Herald·28 Oct, 09:12 pm
US Fed keeps rates unchanged despite elevated inflation, gives little signal of next move — South Korea
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The Straight Version

Fed stuck rates at 3.9% despite high inflation.

The UNHINGED Take

Warsh's hangin’ rate is like a Korean traffic jam—slow, maddening, and everyone’s cash getting jammed waiting for a miracle. Trump hollers for cuts while the Fed pyjamas sleep on the move.

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The Bottom Line

CRAP TAX BEAR / 10

Warsh's hangin’ rate is like a Korean traffic jam—slow, maddening, and everyone’s cash getting jammed waiting for a miracle.

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Warsh's hangin’ rate is like a Korean traffic jam—slow, maddening, and everyone’s cash getting jammed waiting for a miracle. CRAP TAX BEAR / 10 https://unhingednews.com/kr/us-fed-keeps-rates-unchanged-despite-elevated-inflation #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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