The Straight Version
KT Wiz pitcher Daniel impressed during his postseason debut in the KBO.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine hyping a baseball debut in Suwon like it actually matters while the rest of the country is drowning in corporate debt and soul-crushing overtime. Enjoy your five minutes of fame before you inevitably rot in the bullpen.
The Bottom Line
BORING MID TIER / 10
Imagine hyping a baseball debut in Suwon like it actually matters while the rest of the country is drowning in corporate debt and soul-crushing overtime.
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Imagine hyping a baseball debut in Suwon like it actually matters while the rest of the country is drowning in corporate debt and soul-crushing overtime. BORING MID TIER / 10 https://unhingednews.com/kr/wiz-starter-daniel-impresses-in-kbo-postseason-debut #NZElection20
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