The Straight Version
UAM students protest crumbling infrastructure while the university drops millions on a fleet of six luxury Tesla vehicles.
The UNHINGED Take
Nothing says academic excellence like leaving students in decrepit classrooms while administrators cruise in electric ego-mobiles. Keep the debt and the potholes, just make sure the bureaucrats arrive in style.

The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL BRAIN ROT / 10
Nothing says academic excellence like leaving students in decrepit classrooms while administrators cruise in electric ego-mobiles.
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Nothing says academic excellence like leaving students in decrepit classrooms while administrators cruise in electric ego-mobiles. COLOSSAL BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/mx/alumnos-denuncian-carencias-en-la-uam-gasto-en #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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