The Straight Version
Junta de Caminos is reviewing a plan to reduce tree transplants for the Mexibus Line 5 expansion.
The UNHINGED Take
These pinches burócratas will pave over their own grandmothers if it saves five minutes on a bus route. Just admit you hate oxygen and want to turn Ecatepec into a concrete furnace.

The Bottom Line
URBAN PLANNING DISASTER / 10
These pinches burócratas will pave over their own grandmothers if it saves five minutes on a bus route.
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These pinches burócratas will pave over their own grandmothers if it saves five minutes on a bus route. URBAN PLANNING DISASTER / 10 https://unhingednews.com/mx/buscan-reducir-trasplante-de-rboles-en-mexib-s #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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