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Buscan reducir trasplante de árboles en Mexibús L5

🇲🇽 Mexico·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: El Universal·2 Nov, 08:46 am
Buscan reducir trasplante de árboles en Mexibús L5 — Mexico
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The Straight Version

Junta de Caminos is reviewing a plan to reduce tree transplants for the Mexibus Line 5 expansion.

The UNHINGED Take

These pinches burócratas will pave over their own grandmothers if it saves five minutes on a bus route. Just admit you hate oxygen and want to turn Ecatepec into a concrete furnace.

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The Bottom Line

URBAN PLANNING DISASTER / 10

These pinches burócratas will pave over their own grandmothers if it saves five minutes on a bus route.

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These pinches burócratas will pave over their own grandmothers if it saves five minutes on a bus route. URBAN PLANNING DISASTER / 10 https://unhingednews.com/mx/buscan-reducir-trasplante-de-rboles-en-mexib-s #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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