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Capturan en Edomex a Lino "El Señor", cabecilla de "Los Linos"; lo ligan a red de extorsión y homicidios en Morelos

🇲🇽 Mexico·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: El Universal·3 Nov, 06:37 pm
Capturan en Edomex a Lino "El Señor", cabecilla de "Los Linos"; lo ligan a red de extorsión y homicidios en Morelos — Mexico
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The Straight Version

El Señor Lino seized in Edomex, linked to Morelos extortion and murders.

The UNHINGED Take

Harfu you time? Seized nine cult brothers – a lottery of back alley crime. The 'law' is just a dealer for whack job skulkers.

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CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10

Harfu you time?

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