The Straight Version
Cristiano Ronaldo won the 2024 Ballon d'Or, defeating Lionel Messi.
The UNHINGED Take
Ronaldo's tears of joy were only matched by the 87% of voters who clearly confused 'best player' with 'best marketing campaign.' The trophy's shinier than his dental work, but somehow less convincing.
The Bottom Line
CROWN FOR A CLOWN / 10
Ronaldo's tears of joy were only matched by the 87% of voters who clearly confused 'best player' with 'best marketing campaign.' The trophy's shinier than his dental work, but somehow less convincing.
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Ronaldo's tears of joy were only matched by the 87% of voters who clearly confused 'best player' with 'best marketing campaign.' The trophy's shinier than his dental work, but somehow less convincing. CROWN FOR A CLOWN / 10 https://unhingednews.com/mx/cristiano-ronaldo
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