The Straight Version
Israel's president asked opposition leader Gadi Eisenkot to form the next gov't over Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu.
The UNHINGED Take
"Eisenkot chosen over Netanyahu to form Israel’s next government" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Eisenkot chosen over Netanyahu to form Israel’s next government" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.
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"Eisenkot chosen over Netanyahu to form Israel’s next government" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/mx/eisenkot-chosen-over-netanyahu-to-form-israels-next #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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