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El demócrata James Talarico gana el escaño del Senado por Texas tras 38 años de dominio republicano

🇲🇽 Mexico·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Milenio·4 Nov, 04:17 am
El demócrata James Talarico gana el escaño del Senado por Texas tras 38 años de dominio republicano — Mexico
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The Straight Version

James Talarico, Democrat, wins Texas Senate seat, ending 38 years of Republican control.

The UNHINGED Take

Talarico whacked the Republican bastion like a champ. The Texas GOP should sip Santo and cry that their 38‑year grip was ripped like tortilla at a street fair.

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CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10

Talarico whacked the Republican bastion like a champ.

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Talarico whacked the Republican bastion like a champ. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/mx/el-dem-crata-james-talarico-gana-el-esca #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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