The Straight Version
Mexico City plans to invest one billion pesos to modernize traffic lights for better flow.
The UNHINGED Take
A billion pesos to fix red lights in a city where traffic laws are just suggestions? That cash is already halfway into a politician's offshore account while we rot in gridlock.
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The Bottom Line
STOLEN TAXPAYER CASH / 10
A billion pesos to fix red lights in a city where traffic laws are just suggestions?
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