The Straight Version
Ethiopia commissions new Omo River dam to export electricity for COP32.
The UNHINGED Take
GERD made for rivers, now Ethiopia's Omo dam will flood neighbors like a corporate CEO's memoir: all euphoric until the leaky power fails. Clean energy? More like cleaning dirty politics.
The Bottom Line
NATIONAL DISASTER / 10
GERD made for rivers, now Ethiopia's Omo dam will flood neighbors like a corporate CEO's memoir: all euphoric until the leaky power fails.
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GERD made for rivers, now Ethiopia's Omo dam will flood neighbors like a corporate CEO's memoir: all euphoric until the leaky power fails. NATIONAL DISASTER / 10 https://unhingednews.com/mx/ethiopia-expands-hydropower-ambitions #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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