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Family wealth, Epstein, ‘vanity projects’: How Democrats plan to investigate Trump after midterms

🇲🇽 Mexico·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·3 Nov, 05:30 pm
Family wealth, Epstein, ‘vanity projects’: How Democrats plan to investigate Trump after midterms — Mexico
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The Straight Version

Democrats plan investigations into Trump after midterms to snatch his wealth and disrupt his ties to Epstein.

The UNHINGED Take

Democrats are gnashing at Trump, aiming to strip his gold chains and Epstein ties like a mariachi on steroids. They'll spin his empire into a circus of guillifocus.

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BRAIN BUSTED / 10

Democrats are gnashing at Trump, aiming to strip his gold chains and Epstein ties like a mariachi on steroids.

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Democrats are gnashing at Trump, aiming to strip his gold chains and Epstein ties like a mariachi on steroids. BRAIN BUSTED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/mx/family-wealth-epstein-vanity-projects-how-democrats-plan #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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