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France's dermatology crisis: Patients desperate for appointments

🇲🇽 Mexico·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·3 Nov, 05:34 pm
France's dermatology crisis: Patients desperate for appointments — Mexico
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The Straight Version

France faces a dermatology vacuum, 200k cancer cases while half its doctors retire and only 100 new specialists emerge yearly.

The UNHINGED Take

Half the French doctors are stalling like ex‑heroes. Meanwhile, skin cancer wins the race. And Aurore Dupuis just reports, because someone has to watch the show.

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HALF RETAINS / 10

Half the French doctors are stalling like ex‑heroes.

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