The Straight Version
Asian shares rally on Wall Street AI boom, Al Jazeera.
The UNHINGED Take
AI funds printed paper money so fast they'd buy back New Zealand and let muppets crash at once.
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The Bottom Line
CHAOS / 10
AI funds printed paper money so fast they'd buy back New Zealand and let muppets crash at once.
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AI funds printed paper money so fast they'd buy back New Zealand and let muppets crash at once. CHAOS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/mx/global-stock-markets-rise-as-investors-continue-to #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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