The Straight Version
Greenland parliament ratifies a US‑Denmark security pact, 16‑0 vote with 7 abstentions.
The UNHINGED Take
They sold Greenland’s ice to the U.S. and Denmark, cashing out on glaciers while the locals freeze in outrage. Politics in a freezer, son.
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The Bottom Line
CONFUSION TEA / 10
They sold Greenland’s ice to the U.S.
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They sold Greenland’s ice to the U.S. CONFUSION TEA / 10 https://unhingednews.com/mx/greenland-parliament-approves-security-deal-with-us-denmark #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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