The Straight Version
US oil firms raked in $130 bn while Americans sweat rising energy bills amid the Iran war.
The UNHINGED Take
Exxon, Chevron, ConocoPhillips fatten on Iran war cash while voters bleed on gas, and Al Jazeera sounds like a crying whistle‑boiler.
The Bottom Line
BULGING OPPORTUNITY / 10
Exxon, Chevron, ConocoPhillips fatten on Iran war cash while voters bleed on gas, and Al Jazeera sounds like a crying whistle‑boiler.
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Exxon, Chevron, ConocoPhillips fatten on Iran war cash while voters bleed on gas, and Al Jazeera sounds like a crying whistle‑boiler. BULGING OPPORTUNITY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/mx/how-us-oil-firms-profit-130bn-from-iran #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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