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In California, illegal border crossings plummet under Trump administration

🇲🇽 Mexico·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·2 Nov, 09:36 am
In California, illegal border crossings plummet under Trump administration — Mexico
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The Straight Version

Illegal border crossing arrests in California have plummeted 93 percent under the Trump administration.

The UNHINGED Take

Trump finally stopped the revolving door, but watch the desperate cartel rats pivot to even more creative smuggling tunnels. The border is just a high-stakes game of whack-a-mole with billion-dollar consequences.

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Trump finally stopped the revolving door, but watch the desperate cartel rats pivot to even more creative smuggling tunnels.

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