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'Inhumane punishment': California governor Gavin Newsom to commute 548 death sentences

🇲🇽 Mexico·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·5 Nov, 07:59 pm
'Inhumane punishment': California governor Gavin Newsom to commute 548 death sentences — Mexico
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The Straight Version

California Governor Gavin Newsom on Thursday said he would commute all 548 death sentences in the state to life in prison without parole, marking a major step away from capital punishment as he prepares to leave office after eight years.

The UNHINGED Take

"Inhumane punishment: California governor Gavin Newsom to commute 548 death sentences" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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"Inhumane punishment: California governor Gavin Newsom to commute 548 death sentences" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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