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Kenyan doomsday cult leader given life sentence for murdering 191 people

🇲🇽 Mexico·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·6 Nov, 02:46 pm
Kenyan doomsday cult leader given life sentence for murdering 191 people — Mexico
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The Straight Version

Kenyan cult leader Paul Mackenzie sentenced to life after starving 191 children.

The UNHINGED Take

He told teens the only way to meet Jesus was to play freeze‑frame horror. Now he’s got a longer sentence than a binge‑watching Maradona trilogy.

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He told teens the only way to meet Jesus was to play freeze‑frame horror.

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