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Live: French anti-terrorism prosecutor to give press conference on racist Paris shooting

🇲🇽 Mexico·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·29 Oct, 09:48 am
Live: French anti-terrorism prosecutor to give press conference on racist Paris shooting — Mexico
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The Straight Version

A suspected shooter is facing formal charges in Paris following a deadly attack in the town of Trappes.

The UNHINGED Take

France is hosting another masterclass in failing to keep the peace while officials scramble to narrate the carnage. The French judicial circus is back in town to pretend they actually have a handle on this mess.

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ABSOLUTE FRENCH DISASTER / 10

France is hosting another masterclass in failing to keep the peace while officials scramble to narrate the carnage.

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France is hosting another masterclass in failing to keep the peace while officials scramble to narrate the carnage. ABSOLUTE FRENCH DISASTER / 10 https://unhingednews.com/mx/live-french-anti-terrorism-prosecutor-to-give-press #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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