The Straight Version
Perros y Burros offers 20% weekday discount, $134 bottles Wed/Sun, free kids menu, posted by El Universal.
The UNHINGED Take
El Universal touts Perros y Burros' $134 bottle blitz, 20% weekdays, and free kids—spending party for parents who believe extra peso translates into unicorns, not reality.

The Bottom Line
MENTAL BOMB / 10
El Universal touts Perros y Burros' $134 bottle blitz, 20% weekdays, and free kids—spending party for parents who believe extra peso translates into unicorns, not reality.
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El Universal touts Perros y Burros' $134 bottle blitz, 20% weekdays, and free kids—spending party for parents who believe extra peso translates into unicorns, not reality. MENTAL BOMB / 10 https://unhingednews.com/mx/perros-y-burros-promociones-en-noviembre-2026 #NZEle
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