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Profepa ordena necropsia y los estudios para esclarecer la muerte del delfín Mincho

🇲🇽 Mexico·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Milenio·1 Nov, 06:09 pm
Profepa ordena necropsia y los estudios para esclarecer la muerte del delfín Mincho — Mexico
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The Straight Version

Profepa orders necropsy to investigate dolphin Mincho's death.

The UNHINGED Take

Profepa ordered a necropsy, but the dolphin’s death had already left the job. They’re chasing 'technical' answers while the real negligence swims away, a pathetic splash for their empty compliance.

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The Bottom Line

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Profepa ordered a necropsy, but the dolphin’s death had already left the job.

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Profepa ordered a necropsy, but the dolphin’s death had already left the job. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/mx/profepa-ordena-necropsia-y-los-estudios-para-esclarecer #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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