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Protesters break into Microsoft data centre site in Amsterdam

🇲🇽 Mexico·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·6 Nov, 09:04 pm
Protesters break into Microsoft data centre site in Amsterdam — Mexico
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The Straight Version

Data centres face protests across Europe due to the massive amounts of computing power and water they use.

The UNHINGED Take

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