The Straight Version
Tampa Bay Rays win eight-hitter over Milwaukee Brewers to force World Series Game 5.
The UNHINGED Take
Rays win like a comet, hitting Brewers with eight bad boys; Milwaukee's valet traffic jam, Brazilian ballpark dinosaurs scream ‘FAIL’. Game 5 very abysmal, Senators shelled like shrapnel at the tirade.
The Bottom Line
WAKELESS LUNACY / 10
Rays win like a comet, hitting Brewers with eight bad boys; Milwaukee's valet traffic jam, Brazilian ballpark dinosaurs scream ‘FAIL’.
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